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Sir Vlad before leaving for the US.

Sir Vlad: Should I wear these awesome orange eyelashes?
Eve: Those are two postits not eyelashes!
Sir Vlad: Or maybe I should wear a sombrero hat and speak Spanish. “Me llamo
Eve: That hat is supposed to be worn on your head and not on your face and your name is not Maria!!!
Sir Vlad: But that is the only thing I can say in Spanish!
Eve: So, don’t speak Spanish!!!
Sir Vlad: What about a pair of red contact lenses?
Eve: Those are blue contact lenses!
Sir Vlad: Or what about some Christmas decorations?!?!
Eve: I wanna die!!!!😤😥